why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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