So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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