There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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