meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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