Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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