I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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