I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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