I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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