Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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