Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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