Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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