Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
my poor anus
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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