I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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