They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize