So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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