ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
