I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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