Can i not drive my cunt home
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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