I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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