I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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