hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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