We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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