No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize