I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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