So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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