O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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