I need help removing her.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
is that a dick in a sweater?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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