great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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