so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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