How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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