I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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