"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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