my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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