All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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