its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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