they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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