May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
