this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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