I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
only you would photoshop your dick
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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