We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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