so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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