I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Randomize
