why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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