Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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