so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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