what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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