Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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