I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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