id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
