It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
