my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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