honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
