its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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