I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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