Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize