Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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