He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She told me I should be a condom model.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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