so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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