my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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