I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
