Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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